Ember Reigns Is A Sexy Gladiator Babe

Okay, since like… everyone and their brother is obsessed with that new Roman gladiator show “Spartacus: BLOOD AND SAND” (sorry for the caps, but the subtitle makes me lol uncontrollably) on Starz, here is some on-theme softcore porn starring one of my favorite blonde bombshells! Ember Reigns is no stranger to cosplay – click that [...]

Kill Bill’s Gogo Yubari: Crazy 88 Hentai Orgy

I can still remember very clearly the first time that I saw Kill Bill – Volume One – it was opening night, the midnight showing, I’d just gotten off work (I was working as a hostess at the time) and I was ready to see what all the hype was about! I wasn’t disappointed – still, [...]

Two Hot & Drunk Blonde Lesbian Chicks

Okay, so originally, I was going to make some lame jokes about how there’s always that one person at a party who passes out early and gets messed with all night, and how in this gallery Rachel Sexton & Malloy Martin do a sexy re-enactment of such events, but given the lulzy (IN MY OPINION [...]

Asian Cutie Marina Jang’s PS2 Striptease

So after successfully completing my Mass Effect 2 run-through on Insanity (Engineer class, of course), I’m finally coming up for air and realizing that I’ve totally neglected all you nerdy porn fans out there. Sorry, but… ME2 is just awesome, I’m sure you all understand, right? So before I let myself get too into Final [...]

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day With… Cox :)

Okay, so first things first… yes, this girl is seriously named Cox. If that name didn’t make her destined for a career in internet nudity, I don’t know what would… but I’m not complaining, because she’s a smoking hot redhead and thusly the perfect girl for me to post on St. Patrick’s Day, right? Right. [...]

There Is Only One Thing To Say About This…

DAT ASS.

Gorgeous & Exotic Alt Model Havana Sin

I am sort of obsessed with how hot this chick is… even from a straight, female perspective, I think it would be impossible to NOT find Havana Sin just drop-dead gorgeous. She’s got these insanely sultry bedroom eyes that are also Gaga-level wide-eyed and innocent at times, plus some amazing, high fashion model-quality bone structure… [...]

Sexy Filipina Schoolgirl Christine Mendoza

The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there [...]

Avatar Porn Featuring Jake Sully & Neytiri

I may have never bothered to go see Avatar – I know, I know, GASP – because I’ve been way to ADD to sit through movies in theatres lately, but as I don’t live under a rock, I’m well aware of what a global phenomenon the movie has become. Shattering box-office records, getting merchandised to [...]

Gorgeous Virtual Asian Curvy Teen Cutie

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills – and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some [...]