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For a long time, I was dating a hardcore Star Wars superfan – it’s telling that the first thing I noticed in this set was actually not the gorgeous Brooke Marks (who I do love mightily, if you haven’t guessed yet by the tongue-bathing that I give her every time I post her stuff), but it was the Stormtrooper painting behind her. “THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME GIFT FOR HI- oh, right…”, was basically my reaction just now. Ah well, it’s still a hell of an awesome photo set, even if it kinda gives me the sads. I am sort of loling at the fact that she put the Lando, Chewbacca and C3P0 figures in her panties. I wonder if that was a random choice (I mean, Lando is pretty dreamy, but Chewbacca? Uh… not so much), or carefully calculated? And do all the other action figures feel like they got totally left out of the hot Brooke action? How on earth did I even end up seriously thinking about this? Did I use action figures to type out this entire gallery description? The world may never know. But at least you can see Brooke’s cute booty!

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I am currently totally legally shut up acquiring season one of Game of Thrones, which I’ve always meant to watch (I have a huge crush on both Sean Bean and Jason Momoa, and I love Lena Headey as well) but… I tend to always have a long-ass list of things I’m “meaning to watch” which means that it takes me forever to get around to anything. Anyhow, in celebration of the fact that I’m finally remembering to do this, have some tangentially related medievel hotness from Sinful Goddesses. The model’s name is Jasmin, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pair of gauntlets look better on anybody! That’s… a fashion assessment I didn’t think I’d ever hear myself making, but oh well, it’s true. Girl looks damn fine!

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You know, for as easily as I can find another girl attractive, I’ll confess: for me, it’s never really fueled by sexual desire. If you buy into the whole Kinsey Scale thing, I’m probably approaching bisexual, but just not quite there. So I tend to sort of forget to post lesbian content even though I know that people love it and I really should! So if you’ve been missing that, here’s LOL Lesbians (yes, that’s really the site’s name) to the rescue! It’s basically one of those amateur/ex-girlfriend type of sites, only exclusively focusing on lesbian couples, threesomes, moresomes, etc. This set in particular features two cute teens, who are called Ariana and Starly in their description. Hope y’all enjoy!

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I’m not sure why, but it seems that blonde cam babe Spencer Nicks has decided to have a rave in her bathtub. Well, to be honest, I can’t blame her – the few raves I’ve been to were just kind of eh for me. Probably cause I’m boring and don’t use any drugs, so everyone else just seemed crazy to me. I remember finding a Mexican dude who was selling watermelon juice and just hanging around him for awhile because everywhere else was just full of random people trying to grab at me. MORAL OF THE STORY: I am a crotchety old woman who is no fun at raves. But Spencer looks like she’d be cool, right? It just looks like she might steal all the glowstick jewelry ever, so I guess you’d have to guard your glowy bracelets lest she run off to a bathroom and take sexy photos with them like she’s doing here. How ominous!

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So the new Avengers movie just premiered a few days ago, and I’m definitely looking forward to seeing it! For awhile there, I was totally slacking off on my superhero movies, but in the past few months I managed to rent and watch all the relevant ones - Captain America, Iron Man & Iron Man 2, and Thor. I’m really interested to see how well they tie everyone together, since I’m pretty happy with all the various casting choices (even if Chris Evans as Cap means he can’t be Human Torch anymore – I was one of the weirdos who actually really liked the casting of the Fantastic Four movies – the only one I can really say wasn’t up to bar was Jessica Alba, but that might be caused by the fact that Sue is my favorite Marvel character so I’m picky). But yeah, to celebrate, here’s some Meow Misti Dawn - internet nerd princess supreme – doing some “sexy Captain America” type of cosplay. And then she has a friend over and they trade costumes or something – with Misti wearing a Green Lantern themed dress and her (also redhead) friend Dani Jensen donning the Captain America outfit. So yeah, this gallery hits on so many high notes – superheroes, hot chicks, lesbians, redheads, cosplay, big boobs… I just dare you not to fall for this girl, it’s impossible!

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Hey, so guess which anime I STILL haven’t watched? That’s right, it’s Naruto! Though I will admit to actually reading some of the wiki pages for these characters while I was refreshing my memory on who they all are. There’s something weirdly appealing to me about Sakura and Kakashi, though who knows if it’s just their design or if I’d actually like them as characters. I’d say that it’ll be the next series I try to get into, but that’d be a lie – I recently downloaded a bunch of Code Geass and plan on watching that when I have a few spare moments. Uh, anyway, people in this gallery… the titular Naruto, of course, and plenty of Sakura because everyone loves cute pink-haired anime girls… there’s also some Kakashi, Ino, Hinata, what I *think* might be Sasuke (remember, I’m not super familiar with these people) and some other guy with brown hair and a face tattoo that I have THINK might be called Kiba? Blah blah blah, source is HentaiZa, and you know the drill – visit them for way more hentai of popular anime/video game characters!

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I’m sorry guys, I just don’t have it in me to be all cute and snarky with my gallery descriptions today. I’m in such a sadface mood that even cute Asian girls like Christine aren’t helping me snap out of it… but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to still post her yummy photoset for you to enjoy! She’s got a beautiful face and a super-toned, long, lean body (which is shown off quite nicely both in her teeny-tiny red bikini and out of it) – I’m sure that quite a few of you will be dreaming about this gorgeous Party All Star babe tonight, and I can’t blame you one bit!

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I can’t even lie – while I wish I could say that I’m distracted by some new awesome game or another, it’s more true that a gigantic pile of bullshit has been left on my proverbial front doorstep IRL. So I’m heavily distracted, and probably unable to muster up the enthusiasm that a gallery like this actually deserves. I mean, it’s Chie Satonaka from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, for crying out loud! Or as Chie would say, sheesh! If you haven’t played P4 yet, get on that shit, cause you’re really missing out on one of the best games of the past few years. For those of you who have played it, you know who Chie is, and she was probably your favorite of the datable girls, because Chie is fucking awesome. I sort of loved Rise too, but most guys I know just fell so hard for Chie! It’s probably the whole combination of being a sexy, sporty chick who is an absolutely awesome friend, loves steak and kung fu, and is just a genuinely amazing human being. It’d pathetic to say, but lawd I could use a friend like her in my life right now. Sadness derailment aside, this is one of the freshest sets from Cosplay Erotica - showing that they totally do listen to member requests, because I totally asked for this one! So enjoy it, and let’s all look forward to all the P4 goodies that we know will be localized eventually – P4: The Golden (the new PSVita port with new content), the P4/P3 fighter (Persona 4 Arena) that’s coming out this summer, and a localized version of the wildly popular P4 anime. It’s a good time to be a Persona 4 fan, what can I say?

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I have a soft spot for girls who get all festive and cosplay-tastic for holidays, so it’s no surprise that I totally love ex-FTV girl Danielle. I feel like I’ve typed that sentence before – or at least the sentiment – a million times before, but it’s true! Girls who cosplay are my favorites, plain and simple. And I’m totally the type who likes to get cute themed decorations for various holidays for my apartment, so I guess it makes sense that I like to see pretty girls similarly all dolled up – it appeals to the same inner kitsch-loving part of my brain, I guess. Except that Danielle FTV is way sexier than my apartment. And also, she’s a person, not a building. Welp, that whole attempt at clever allegory broke down quickly, huh? Quick, stop reading this and check out the hot photos – I’m sure when you get a load of how nicely Danielle’s curvy body fills out this St. Patrick’s Day beermaid outfit (and the scandalous things she’s doing with a Guinness bottle!), you’ll forget all about my dumbass word vomit. So yeah, take a look at her lucky charms and I’ll just be leaving now =X

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So anyone who enjoys good video games already knows that Mass Effect 3 comes out in just a few short days – and that it’s going to be fucking awesome. I was considering waiting until Cosplay Erotica posted up their next ME gallery (you can see a teaser here, it’s of short-haired redhead renegade FemShep) to make another Mass Effect porn post, but I just couldn’t resist… the combination of how hyped I am for ME3 plus the sheer sexiness of this particular set made a powerful combination that I couldn’t die. It’d be like taking one of Shep’s [RIGHT HOOK] punches to my gamer conscious if I kept these goodies from you guys any longer! Anyhow, on to the details – this is Mea Lee and Marilyn starring in a gorgeous lesbian set as the female (aka the best) Commander Shepard and everyone’s favorite bootylicious Cerberus operative, Miranda Lawson. I particularly like this set (and its accompanying video…) because I absolutely adore Miranda (my ME2 crew was usually Miranda/Zaeed or Garrus/Zaeed), but couldn’t bring myself to do an entire playthrough as a male Shepard just to romance her – I’ve played FemShep so many times that it just feels wrong without Jennifer Hale, okay? So this is sort of an awesome way to get to see some Miranda/FemShep yuri since ME2 totally ignored the gay romances for some reason. Unless you count getting to be lovey-dovey with a previously romanced Liara in the Shadow Broker DLC, I guess, but… bleh. I would’ve liked to hook up with Miranda or Kasumi! Or Zaeed, but that’s not really relevant here…

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